Thursday, July 4, 2013

Barbie Diorama

omg Barbie you left the seat up
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!

what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!
And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon 
Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

So that’s the way you finish a Barbie post.
Introduce a sick new fandom.

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